
Tapirs Drop Name Change Petition After Court Setback
Tapirs at the Longleat Safari Park in Wiltshire, England have dropped their four-year battle to officially change their species name from “tapirs” to the more descriptive “really big awesome pig-like things.” District court judge Alistair Templeton threw out the petition for name change after several failed appeals.
A spokesperson for the tapirs said that this was the group’s last attempt.
Via skoop102.
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