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San Francisco Cat Remains Unimpressed
It’s so hard to get anyone really amped up these days. And cats? Forget about it.
Macho (pictured above) is particularly stubborn. The San Francisco feline practically does boredom for a living.
New laser pointer? Seen it. Can of tuna? Peasant food. Cardboard box? Maximum meh.
Submitted by Leyl Master Black.
Senate-Seeking Cat to Collect 10,000 Signatures for Virginia Ballot
Hank the Cat has faced some stiff opposition in his bid for a U.S. Senate seat in Virginia. But the independent candidate has garnered a massive following on social networks like Facebook, and hopes to parlay that into petition signatures.
According to a campaign press release, “While Hank is aware he is ineligible to be on the ballot in November, he has decided to collect the 10,000 signatures required and still file with the Virginia State Board of Elections.”
The release also notes that Hank has raised over $2,600 for animal rescue groups – one of his central campaign platforms. However, critics have been quick to dismiss the donations as pandering to the candidate’s base.
Submitted by Hank for Senate.
California Puppy Bent on Moving Objects With His Mind
Telekinesis is impossible, but lame facts like that don’t stop Orion from trying. The 4-year-old pup from Oakland, CA insists that with enough training, he’ll be able to move inanimate objects by staring at them.
“He really likes to just stare at things for extended periods of time,” says Helen Agnes, a source close to the situation. "My hypothesis is that he’s either trying to use The Force, or he’s just intensely wishing for bacon.“
Submitted by Helen Agnes.
Puppy Pals Enjoy Baseball’s Spring Training
A pack of canine baseball fans may not have the money for box seats on the third base line, but a good time was had by all in the bleachers of an Orlando ballpark, where MLB teams are warming up for their upcoming home openers.
Submitted by Caitlin Fox.
Kitty Isn’t Fooling Anyone With That Blonde Wig
Boone Jackson, a cat from Dallas, TX, is quite obviously a brunette. But he likes to mix things up every now and then. One of his favorite looks incorporates blonde pig tails.
Submitted by Julie Jackson.
