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Lazy Puppy Refuses to Pedal His Own Bike
Winston, a long-haired dachshund from Orlando, FL, loves taking his two-wheeler out for a spin, especially to the dog park.
One problem – he refuses to pedal or steer his own bike, and insists on riding around in the basket. While the indulgence may seem benign when it comes to this 4-month-old pup, he’ll never become self-sufficient if people just reward his laziness.
Submitted by Becky Strauss.
Stowaway Cat Found in Traveler’s Suitcase
Upon returning from a visit to the Midwest, Emily Banks of Brooklyn, NY noticed her suitcase was a bit heavier than usual. She unpacked it to discover a cat had crawled into the liner pocket.
TSA authorities suspect the stowaway boarded the aircraft, unzipped Banks’s luggage and tucked herself away during a layover in Gary, IN. The cat’s motivation for traveling to New York is still unclear, but sources close to the situation suspect she wanted to try acting.
Wisconsin Pup Cuts the Easter Bunny Line at Area Mall
Throngs of children were left in tears when Cambelle Thompson, a 5-year-old Pekinese/Pomeranian mix, jumped to the front of the line to sit with the Easter bunny at a Wisconsin shopping mall.
“It’s no fair!” cried Mallory Sinclair, one of the 7-year-old victims. “I was next!”
Submitted by Katelyn Thompson.
Pennsylvania Pom’s Ego Is Out of Control
Ever since he was featured as “Pet of the Week” in a Bethlehem, PA newspaper, Peanut the Pomeranian has been prancing around like he owns the place.
“He is extremely spoiled and photogenic,” says Melissa Bell, a source close to the situation. Bell tells The Fluffington Post that Peanut has lost sight of the simpler things. “His favorite snack is chicken jerky, and he’d much rather have a home-cooked meal than doggie kibble.”
Distracted Puppy Sets Table Without Plates or Silverware
“She had one job,” huffed the frustrated manager at McCullough’s, a popular greasy spoon in Long Island, NY. She had tasked a new hire with setting a table for incoming patrons.
It was only Gracie’s second day, and the “new job jitters” got the best of her. The rambunctious maltipoo set down place mats only, and then herself – no plates, no silverware. Not even a napkin.
“The customers were mortified to see the bus girl lying on their table when they arrived,” the manager tells The Fluffington Post. “I’ll give the pup one more chance, but she really needs to get it together.”
Submitted by Allison Wilhelm.
