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Bulldog Falls Asleep Reviewing Quarterly Report
As Q1 comes to a close, it’s time for many companies to review the books. Winston, a French Bulldog and small business owner from Lakeland, FL, took some time at the end of the day to go over the numbers. But the quarterly report was not nearly as exciting as he anticipated. He was snoozing before you could say “profit margin.”
Submitted by Liz Wilder.
Hollywood Cat Will Not Buckle Up and You Can’t Make Him
The denizens of West Hollywood, CA sure love their cars, and Tofu Mufasa Ayotte is no exception. And while Tofu certainly gets around town in his comfortable mid-sized sedan, the one thing he won’t do is buckle his seat belt.
“We’ve asked politely,” says May Cornwall, a source close to the situation. “We’ve even evoked the law. It’s no use.”
Submitted by Kalyn Ayotte.
Lab Pup’s Dandruff Problem Turned Out to Just Be Snow
A black Labrador puppy named Jameson was embarrassed and confused about the little white flakes he discovered on his head. Three dermatologists and $1,700 later, the Denver pup realized the flakes would only appear when he was outside in the winter.
Submitted by Brian Melton.
DC Cat Surveys His Dominion
George Orwell, a 3-year-old cat from Washington, DC, stepped out onto his veranda early Friday to view his kingdom and loyal subjects.
Satisfied with what he saw, he gestured to his adoring populace and retired to the parlor for a nap.
Submitted by Veronica Weis.
Make Your Pet Famous: Submit a Picture to the FluffPo
Your pet desires fame. That’s a fact. Who are you to deny it?
The Fluffington Post can rocket your pet from mediocrity to overnight Internet celebrity. Book deals. Movie roles. Late-night TV appearances. This stuff is practically guaranteed* after a feature on The FluffPo.
So submit a photo of your pet. Right now. Click that big blue “Submit Your Fluff” button on the site or just email thefluffingtonpost@gmail.com. Your pet is counting on you.
Via NCM3.
*Totally not guaranteed.
