PHOTO OP: Puppy With the Yellow Eyes
Riley, submitted by Kerry Ball.
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Dublin Dog Wants to Know if Her Butt Looks Big in This Photo
Despite assumptions about her name, Gizmo the dog is a girl. And though she’s 10 years old, she’s still a victim of her own vanity.
“We call this photo, ‘Does my bum look big in this?’ ” says Aoife O’Leary, a source close to the situation.
Dog Suffers Mid-Life Crisis, Buys Convertible
Sources close to Jackson, a California dog, say he’s going through a phase.
“He’s looking back on his life and wondering where it all went,” says Jeremy Swanson, Jackson’s college roommate. “If buying a sexy car makes him feel better about that, then why not? He can certainly afford it.”
Submitted by Michael Moore.
Cat Model Quits After Photo Shoot Tiff
“In his 15 years in front of the camera, Tony has never dealt with such rampant unprofessionalism.”
That’s the word from the cat model’s agent after the temperamental coverboy stormed off a shoot for the newest line of AppleHats™.
“Tony is an industry veteran, and he demands respect,” says agent Randy Sims. “The product barely fit him, the lighting was terrible, and quite frankly, the pay was second tier.”
Submitted by Kyna Hamill.