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Cat Falls Asleep in Brother’s Crotch
A Baltimore, MD cat named Thumper was mortified to discover he had fallen asleep in his brother Heath’s crotch.
“You’ve got to have sympathy for the guy,” says Harry Olmstead, an eye witness. “It was a chilly evening, and it seems really warm in there.”
The Fluffington Post has received numerous reports that there was a “walk of shame” the following morning.
Submitted by Laura Abel.
PHOTO OP: Out for a Spin
Neva, submitted by Nicola Massie.
A group of baby chicks were spotted terrorizing an open field Saturday afternoon. Authorities believe they may have ties to anarchist groups.
“They ran back and forth, just pecking at random things,” says Maria Ogden, an eye witness. “They had no demands, no agenda – they seemed to enjoy creating chaos.”
While there have been no arrests, sources say police have updated a number of watch lists.
Submitted by Matt Johnson.
Pomeranian Pup Has Too Many Hobbies
A 12-week-old Pomeranian named Jay has abolutely no free time. It’s not that the Ontario pup is over worked – he just has way too many hobbies.
“Jay’s favorite activity is rolling in the wet grass and barking at his ball,” says Karyn Stepien, a source close to the situation. “He also enjoys trying to eat dirt and pretending that socks are monsters. Jay also likes to imitate Tom Brady.”
How does he keep it all together?
No, seriously, how?
Puppy Demands More Bass Response From Fancy Headphones
Music connoisseur (and Los Angeles puppy) Sparty recently reviewed a sweet new pair of Beats headphones. While the audio mix was rich and the bass definitely thumping, Sparty was hoping for a little more oomph on the low end.
“He really likes to feel the bass rattling in his tiny rib cage,” says Martin Wong, a source close to the situation. “I don’t think headphones will do it for him. He’s better off just sitting on top of a sub woofer.”
Wong added, “Ha, sub woofer – I didn’t even mean to do that.”
Submitted by David James.
