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Baby Alpaca Makes Cover of ‘Hoof Magazine’
It’s official. The highly anticipated cover of Hoof Magazine will feature Fifi, an adorable baby alpaca from the Golden Spirit Alpaca Ranch in Odessa, FL.
“It was a really tough decision this year,” says Grant Wild, executive editor at Hoof. “There were some beautiful giraffes in the running, and a great story about a cow who started her own clothing line. But in the end, Fifi was just too photogenic to pass up."
Perfectly Good Cat Table Ruined by Human Junk
The Fluffington Post has received numerous reports that a glass table typically used by snoozing cats has been overrun by junk from the local human population.
“One minute, kitties are just hanging out, doin’ their kitty things. The next minute, bam: stuff everywhere,” says Cameron Wells, an eye witness. “Where are those kitties supposed to lay now, hmm?”
Submitted by Ralph Kolovich.
SURVEY: Dogs Also Clueless About LinkedIn
A new survey out from Forrester Research finds that much like humans, dogs have no idea what to do with their LinkedIn profiles.
“They might update it when they’re looking to change jobs, but otherwise, there’s not a lot going on there,” says Mike Boston, author of the report that measures canine social media use. The survey finds that dogs are much more likely to make meaningful professional connections on Facebook.
Vernon Bones, submitted by Nora.
Puppy Charged With Two Counts of Bed Jumping
A Boston Terrier named Ike has been arrested after he was found in the bed, according to authorities in Sewanee, TN.
“He knows he’s not allowed in the bed,” says Jessica Wohl, a source close to the situation. “I don’t even allow jeans in my bed.”
Ike has been charged with two counts of aggravated bed jumping, but legal analysts say a judge will likely dismiss the case. “Who could resist this little face?” Wohl asks, rhetorically.
Dog Circumnavigates Living Room on U.S.S. Couch
A pup named Gaston has successfully sailed across the entire living room and back again on a ship named the U.S.S. Couch. He is the first in recorded history to do so, though some scholars believe Viking dogs may have achieved this feat long before Western European canines “discovered” the living room.
Submitted by Lief Anne Stiles.
