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Neighbors Voice Concern Over Peeping Cat

A cat named Jack has been caught repeatedly “spying” on his neighbors from the living room window.

“It’s creepy,” says Mandy Wills, a member of the community who expressed concern over Jack’s behavior. “One minute you’re weeding the lawn, the next minute: There’s Jack!”

An attorney for the accused cat rejects the notion of spying.

“It’s still a free country, isn’t it?” Wendy Jackson, Jack’s attorney, tells The Fluffington Post. “If Jack wants to stare creepily out the window of his own home for hours on end, he has that right.”

Submitted by Shiroq Al-Megren.

4 Out of 5 Interior Designers Prefer Cats to Shag Carpet

A survey conducted by Better Homes and Gardens finds that if cost was not a factor, 80% of interior decorators would incorporate cats over shag carpeting in their designs.

“At the end of the day, carpet is lifeless,” says Frederick Murray, designer and host of HGTV’s Flip This Cat. “With cats, you bring that plushness into the space, but it’s dynamic. One day they’re on the floor, the next day they’re in your armoire. It keeps things fresh.”

Sophie, Submitted by Felicia Sullivan.

Cat Can’t Get Over ‘90s ‘Whassup?’ Bud Commercials

A cat named Jack from Leeds, UK is stuck in the ’90s. While everyone else on earth has moved on from the popular ’90s Budweiser beer commercials, Jack insists on saying “Whassuuuuuuup?!” every chance he gets.

“It’s seriously not funny anymore,” says Ron Tillman, Jack’s longtime roommate. “It hasn’t been funny in 12 years. I really need to move out.”

Submitted by Shiroq Al-Megren.