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Cat’s Latest Fitness Regimen Includes 1 Sit-Up Per Day
In an effort to slim down for bikini season, a New Jersey cat named Cleo has begun a new fitness routine. In addition to cutting down on Five Guys takeout orders, she has incorporated a “one sit-up per day” rule into her lifestyle.
Day one of the new regimen is going great.
Submitted by Danielle.
Doggy Duo Botch Spring Gardening Chores
Pups Luna and Tosh of Sag Harbor, NY had one job – weed and turn over the beds for vegetable planting season.
What followed was a 20 minute romp in the dirt, and not a single weed pulled.
“I honestly don’t know if I’ll be able to plant the broccoli in time this year,” says Andy Fogel, who was really more disappointed in himself for assigning chores to dogs in the first place.
Submitted by Kate Soroka.
PHOTO OP: Hey, Is That a Camera?
Submitted by Lindsay Johnson.
Dogs Spot UFO Over Los Angeles
Sparty and Bella, two pups from Los Angeles, CA, have reported seeing an unidentified flying object on two separate occasions.
“It’s a Frisbee,” says Roy Caldwell, a source close to the situation.
Residents, however, aren’t too sure.
“No, it’s definitely a Frisbee,” Caldwell confirms. “I just threw it. It’s a Frisbee.”
Submitted by David James.
Cat Peeved at Local Baby for Stealing Seat
An area cat by the name of Monona is extremely unhappy this afternoon after losing her seat in a cardboard box to a local baby. According to a grievance filed by the cat with police, the baby, named Caleb, took the seat without asking at 9:27am and has refused to vacate.
“This is the kind of case every officer dreads,” said police Sgt. Justin Peterson, who responded to the initial call. “On the one hand, we want to resolve this peacefully – and Monona looks pissed. On the other hand, as far as we can tell, she totally didn’t call safe seat.”
The box is in a prime location with a view of both the kitchen and the living room.
Submitted by Amanda Monahan, h/t Lauren Hockeson.
