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Parakeet Couple Declares Love in Private Ceremony
Sunny and Stewie, two 5-month-old parakeets from Rochester, NY, renewed their vows in a private ceremony on Sunday.
“They do everything together,” says Elizabeth Nocera, a family friend. “Eating, sleeping and playing. They are always kissing and cuddling!”
PHOTO OP: Yo, Dawg
Rizzo, submitted by Jamie Baldanza.
Researchers Pinpoint World’s Laziest Cat
After years of searching, researchers at Oxford University have finally located the laziest cat in the world.
“His name is Seuss. He’s five years old, and lives in Brooklyn, NY,” says Francis Wall, who spearheaded the study.
Determining a kitty’s “laziness quotient” isn’t easy. According to the Oxford team, it’s a complex calculation with factors like willingness to stand up, overall productivity and Cheeto consumption.
“Finding the world’s laziest cat was a daunting task, but through trial and error and a lot of number crunching, we’re about 80% sure Seuss is it,” Wall tells The Fluffington Post.
Submitted by Amanda Rodriguez.
Dog Earns Master’s Degree, Naps Through Graduation
After three long years studying for a master’s degree in comparative literature, Gizmo the dog was discovered snoozing during her graduation ceremony.
“I guess she pulled one too many all-nighters,” says Josh Kovak, a friend and fellow classmate.
Submitted by Aoife O’Leary.
Butt-Sniffing Accident Causes 2-Dog Pileup
The Fluffington Post has received word of a major collision off Route 9 involving two compact dogs. Officials on the scene say Rizzo stopped short, causing Charlie to misjudge the angle of a routine butt sniff. The resulting rear-end collision has slowed traffic in both directions thanks to severe rubber-necking.
Drivers are advised to avoid the stretch between exits 26 and 28 until the wreck can be cleared.
Submitted by Jamie Baldanza.
