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Alice, Submitted by Amanda Williams.
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Kittens Fall Victim to Photoshop Attack
Kittens Fall Victim to Photoshop Attack
Kittens Huey and Sammy of Chapel Hill, NC are in cringe-worthy condition after a brutal Photoshop attack late Tuesday night.
“They were just hanging around, minding their own business, when out of the blue, they start appearing in these wacky and unnatural situations,” says Megan Green, who witnessed the incident first-hand. “Huey was dunking basketballs, Sammy bought an ice cream parlor – I mean, it made no sense!”
Chapel Hill police have a few leads, but at this time, the perpetrator remains at large.
Submitted by Hannah Shaw.
Brooklyn Cat Tests Every Leather Couch in Tri-State Area
Brooklyn Cat Tests Every Leather Couch in Tri-State Area
Mr. Eduardo Torres, a cat from Brooklyn, NY, recently embarked on a quest to find the perfect leather sofa.
“It had to be comfortable but still classy,” says Mike Fallon, a close friend. As such, Torres visited every furniture retailer in the tri-state area to test the merchandise, one couch at a time.
“This one was too soft, that one was too wide,” says Fallon, relating the experience. “He finally settled on something at a Sears in Hoboken.”
Submitted by Sally Sa.
BREAKING: Puppy Slays Dragon After Epic Battle
BREAKING: Puppy Slays Dragon After Epic Battle
In what witnesses are calling an epic beast vs. beast showdown, a puppy named Gracie defeated a fearsome dragon that threatened the suburbs of western Long Island on Monday.
“It was terrifying,” says Bill Folsom, an area resident. “This pink dragon came out of nowhere. I thought we were doomed. Thank God for Gracie. She took that beast down.”
Submitted by Lauren McCullough.
Arizona Cat Suffers Bad Dreams
Arizona Cat Suffers Bad Dreams
A cat named Sabean (“Beans” to her friends) from Tucson, AZ has been unable to get a good night’s sleep due to recurring nightmares.
“She dreams about tuna fisheries drying up, about birds taking over the world, a laser pointer she will never be able to catch,” says Dr. Mila Horn, Sabean’s therapist. “These all point to extreme anxiety. We’re trying to get to the root of her troubles.”
Submitted by Morgan Williams.