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Goldendoodle Blanket Thief Brought to Justice

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Goldendoodle Blanket Thief Brought to Justice

The warrant for MacKenzie’s arrest has been outstanding for nearly two months. The goldendoodle pup was wanted in seven rooms for stealing blankets and towels.

“He steals them, chews them up, hides them away,” says Max Metzgar, local law enforcement. “It’s been a problem for a while around here.”

Thankfully, MacKenzie was captured by authorities and will face arraignment next Tuesday. His attorney tells The Fluffington Post the pup plans to plead not guilty.

Submitted by Emilie.

Bulldog: Flamingo Hunting Violates No Pennsylvania Game Laws

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Bulldog: Flamingo Hunting Violates No Pennsylvania Game Laws

An English bulldog is contesting a fine issued by the parks department of Selinsgrove, PA. Lucy stands firm in her belief that hunting plush flamingos violates no local or state game laws.

“My client is well versed in Pennsylvania hunting regulation,” says Bud Gomez, Lucy’s attorney. “Plush flamingos are not covered in the provisions for wild fowl. The whole thing is a big misunderstanding which we’re trying to clear up as soon as possible.”

Submitted by Kate Meier.

Cat’s Computer Issues Persist Despite Tech Support

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Cat’s Computer Issues Persist Despite Tech Support

Columbo was just trying to get a little work done – emails, scheduling, bill paying. But every time he opened more than three tabs, his Mac served up the “Spinning Wheel of Death.”

“He’s been on the phone with Apple Care for like three hours now,” says Tia Roehr, a source close to the situation. “It’s a frustrating day.”

Submitted by Lei-Lani Terrell.