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Chihuahua Unable to Find Work as Superhero

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Chihuahua Unable to Find Work as Superhero

Though the economy has been improving incrementally, the superhero job market is still depressed, according to a number of surveys. But Oscar the chihuahua doesn’t need a poll to tell him it’s rough out there. He’s applied to over 60 “Spider-Man Wanted” ads on Craigslist.

“He’s had two interviews, but no follow-ups,” says Grace Statler, a source close to the situation. “Those positions are really competitive. Who doesn’t want to be Spider-Man?”

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Cat Detective Is on the Case of Missing DVDs

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Cat Detective Is on the Case of Missing DVDs

When Tuscon, AZ resident Kelly Spar noticed some of her Sex and the City DVDs had gone missing, she knew there was only one sleuth who could crack the case.

“I called Sabean right away,” Spar tells The Fluffington Post. The feline private investigator is known for her skill in recovering lost and stolen items.

“She did a preliminary survey of the crime scene and will be following up on a few leads this week,” says Spar. “I’m pretty optimistic about it.”

Submitted by Morgan Williams.

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Cheetah Sets New World Record in 100-Meter Dash

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Cheetah Sets New World Record in 100-Meter Dash

Olympic runners have nothing on Sarah. The 11-year-old cheetah from the Cincinnati Zoo broke her own world record by running 100 meters in 5.95 seconds. By comparison, Jamaican Runner Usain Bolt set the fastest human record of 9.58 seconds at the 2009 World Championships in Berlin.

Sarah’s achievement was captured by National Geographic as part of its big cats documentary initiative: Cause An Upraor.

Photos © Ken Geiger/National Geographic Magazine. Published with permission.

Dog Amazes Fans With Avocado Balancing Act

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Dog Amazes Fans With Avocado Balancing Act

A San Francisco pup named Cody is a born performer. He’s currently touring the country under the stage name Avocody – a moniker that hints at his amazing talent.

“It takes a lot of discipline,” says Sylvie Lee, a source close to the situation. But years of training and hard work have paid off, and Cody now balances avocados in front of sold-out crowds across the country.

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LA Pup Addicted to Olympic Men’s Volleyball

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LA Pup Addicted to Olympic Men’s Volleyball

A 19-month-old pup from Los Angeles named Bosco has been following the Summer Games intently since the opening ceremonies kicked off last week.

“He is particularly excited about men’s volleyball,” says Karen Marques, a source close to the situation. “He was glued to the TV during the USA vs. Serbia match.”

Submitted by Tyler Henson.