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Local Cat Obsessed With Sushi Documentaries
One look at Izzy’s Netflix Instant queue will tell you all you need to know about her cinematic tastes. The 8-year-old cat is enthralled by documentaries about sushi.
“She is a fan of sushi master Jiro Ono,” says Stephanie O’Hara, a source close to the situation. The film Jiro Dreams of Sushi confirms he and Izzy share the same penchant for Tuna.
Puppy Invites Friends Over to Watch Animal Planet
A New York City pup named Wally sent Evites to his friends late Thursday in the hopes they were free to come over and watch some Animal Planet with him on the weekend. Two of his pals, Franklin and Holly, were able to attend. Witnesses say fun was had by all, though not everyone could make it.
“The plans were too last-minute – I had another obligation,” says Roberta Rolan, who declined the invitation. “Also, who sends an Evite? What is this, 2002?”
Submitted by Darren Tome.
Local Puppy Laments the End of Summer
A Cincinnati, OH pup named Ellie is “totally bummed” about summer ending, according to sources close to the situation.
“She had just started her leaf collection,” says Ray Stonewall. “I mean, there will be plenty of leaves in September, but I don’t think she’s really into the brown ones.”
Submitted by Kristin Lasita.
Kitten Has Suspicious Browser History
Theo’s roommates have expressed concern that his web browsing habits are putting their home network at risk. The 2-month-old kitten from San Francisco, CA is constantly looking at shady sites, then quickly closing his Macbook when people pass by, according to witnesses.
“Look, he’s nearly an adult, he can look at whatever websites he wants,” says Matt Ram, who shares the apartment. “I just don’t want malware on the Wi-Fi.”
Submitted by Sierra DeVeau Swan.
Colt Grounded After Too Much Horseplay
A mother horse has grounded her colt after he refused to settle down late Tuesday afternoon. The Na’alehu, HI native has lost his phone and video game privileges, and can only leave the stable to attend school and run errands.
“I saw it coming a mile away,” says Jose Campanera, who witnessed the horseplay that led to the grounding. “His mom warned him at least three times.”
Submitted by Panther Tamarrock.
