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Puppy’s Self-Arranged Birthday Party Was Elaborate Hoax

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Puppy’s Self-Arranged Birthday Party Was Elaborate Hoax

Linkie, a pup from Tucson, AZ, made some waves in his social circle late Wednesday afternoon when the surprise birthday party he threw for himself was revealed to be a sham.

“We thought it was weird that none of his actualfriends were invited,” says Ralph Kilroy. “So when we got wind of the party, a few of us decided to crash. Turns out, he had just set up a bunch of stuffed animals to make it look like he was super popular.”

News of the party hoax spread quickly on Facebook, where Linkie’s friends proceeded to tag themselves as plush toys in the photos.

“He was pretty embarrassed about it, but I think he learned a good lesson,” says Kilroy.

Submitted by Ryan Maza.

Cat Un-Friends 15 High School Acquaintances on Facebook

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Cat Un-Friends 15 High School Acquaintances on Facebook

Tired of inane statuses, political rants and boring photos, Jolene – a cat from Austin, TX – went on a massive Facebook un-friending spree on Tuesday, leaving 15 casualties in her wake.

“She just got sick of seeing those inspirational quote pictures,” says Madeline O’Conner, who considers herself one of Jolene’s real-life friends. “She was just cruising through her News Feed, exasperated, and was like, ‘Why am I still friends with these people? I haven’t spoken to them since graduation.’ ”

Submitted by Stefanie Squier.

Cat Pays Big Bucks for Professional Headshots

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Cat Pays Big Bucks for Professional Headshots

Oreo, a cat from Kuala Lumpur, was in dire need of an updated headshot for auditions and press. But they had to be perfect.

“None of that amateur stuff,” Oreo’s friend Phil Keller tells The Fluffington Post. “He went to a professional studio and paid a pretty penny. But they came out great, don’t you think?”

The cost of the headshots has not been disclosed, but judging by the quality, megapixels and lighting, some analysts have estimated them in the $1 to $2 million range.

Submitted by Nabil.

Teen Poodle Tries DIY Frosted Tips

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Teen Poodle Tries DIY Frosted Tips

Frosted tips, a hairstyle popular in the ‘90s, seems to be making a comeback in some canine circles. Not one to resist even mild peer pressure, a local poodle named Reginald had to jump on the fashion bandwagon. But without any spending cash for the salon, the pup took a more DIY approach.

“He came in from the snow with icicles on his fur,” says Kim Tammel, a source familiar with the situation. “It’s possible he took ‘frosted tips’ a bit too literally. He looked good for about 15 minutes before they melted off.”

Submitted by Melissa Ghislanzoni.

Dog CEO Fires Entire Staff Over Insulting Email

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Dog CEO Fires Entire Staff Over Insulting Email

Rusty, the head of BaconWorld Enterprises, has terminated all 236 of his employees after an anonymous, company-wide email accused the canine CEO of wearing a toupee.

“No wonder nobody got raises last year. Captain Moneybags spent all the profits on that rug.”

Despite a company-wide HR inquiry, the culprit behind the insulting message would not confess, and Rusty made good on his promise to fire everyone if nobody took responsibility.

“You try finding another bacon-focused job in this economy,” says Randy Goodwell, one of the terminated employees, who packed his desk on Monday. “We all had a good laugh, but we’re all paying the price for someone else’s prank.”

Submitted by Chris Overpeck.