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Kentucky Cat Invents Snuggie Competitor
Mister, an enterprising young feline from Morehead, KY, has created what every infomercial marketer dreams of – a better version of the Snuggie.
“Admittedly, it’s just a blanket,” says Jim Hart, Mister’s publicist. “But they’ll be manufactured by unpaid Honduran children, so the price will be very competitive.”
Hart went on to say, “S*%t, are we still on the record, here?”
Submitted by Kelli Shaver.
Puppy Bears Striking Resemblance to Falkor from ‘The NeverEnding Story’
A Shih Poo from Copenhagen, Denmark named Louis is undergoing a genetic profile after friends noted his uncanny resemblance to Falkor, the furry flying dragon from ’80s fantasy film The NeverEnding Story.
“Louis bears some striking similarities to Falkor,” says Sarah Bly, the dog’s aunt. “He cannot breathe fire, but he can jump really high.”
Should the lineage test come back positive, Louis may be entitled to substantial royalties from the Falkor estate. The dragon passed away in 2004 at the age of 313, leaving no known family relations.
Submitted by Sarah Bly.
PHOTO OP: Upside-Down Pup
Marbles, submitted by Vicky Gaillard.
Novelty Music Box Features Real Whimsical Puppy
In an effort to revive the sagging music box industry, Chachka Bros., Inc. is debuting a new line of ornamental boxes that, when opened, play a whimsical tune and release an adorable puppy.
Boxes are customizable – you can pick any song or puppy from the catalog, and mix and match them to your taste. Pre-selected combinations will also be available at Hallmark stores this spring.
Malu the Little Dog, submitted by Natalia Victoria dos Santos.
Cats Get the Winter Blues, Too
Does your cat have less energy in the cold months? Does she loaf around in a haze with little motivation?
She’s not alone. A growing number of veterinarians are diagnosing cases of Feline Seasonal Affective Disorder (F-SAD).
Cordelia, a 12-year-old kitty from Salt Lake City, UT (pictured above), just can’t help but feel that February totally sucks.
Submitted by Lindy Stokes.
