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Canine Construction Workers’ Union Chides Layoffs

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Canine Construction Workers’ Union Chides Layoffs

In a memo released today, the Canine Construction Workers’ Union of America (Local 47) repudiated The Sizemore Group for what it calls “penny-pinching layoffs.”

The real estate developer contracted union dogs to lay cement for five new housing complexes. After only two foundations were complete, the company let go of half the contractors, citing “unnecessary labor.”

The union says Sizemore is running the workers ragged, expecting the same results and speed from half the team.

“The work will end up being shoddy” says Jim Rockland, a union representative. “I wouldn’t want to live in a shoddy house, and I don’t expect Sizemore’s clients to either.”

Submitted by Donna Mary Nicholls.

Cat Yoga Is Not For Amateurs

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Cat Yoga Is Not For Amateurs

Let’s be honest. Most people with four limbs and a spinal chord can swing Downward-Facing Dog position.

Cat Yoga, on the other hand, is no joke. The contortions required are downright crazy, as Sophie demonstrates above.

Submitted by Danielle Guild.

Brazilian Puppy Eats Own Hand, Laughs About It

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Brazilian Puppy Eats Own Hand, Laughs About It

A 1-month-old Brazilian puppy named Nina is undergoing psychological evaluation after she was observed chewing on her own hand – and enjoying it.

“This is the kind of manic behavior that can lead straight to butt sniffing,” says Dr. Maria dos Santos, a canine psychotherapist in Sao Paulo.

Submitted by Tiffany Wanderley.

‘Hank for Senate’ Releases Second Campaign Ad

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The race for James Webb’s senate seat in Virginia is really heating up. Hank the cat has made headlines of late in his bid for office and the subsequent attacks on his character.

Hank struck back this past weekend with another campaign ad, and it’s making its way around the web. Judge for yourself whether this Maine Coon is fit to lead in Virginia.

Click here for our ongoing coverage of Hank’s Senate Campaign.

Submitted by Hank for Senate. 

California Pup Takes ‘Man’s Best Friend’ Role Very Seriously

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California Pup Takes ‘Man’s Best Friend’ Role Very Seriously

Cooper is no slouch. The 6-year-old Shih Tzu/Poodle mix from Orange County, CA has a job to do, and that’s to be your sidekick.

“He loves to sit on my lap while I work at my desk,” says Heather Hodosh, a source close to the situation. Cooper’s also big on beach walks and snuggling in bed. Whatever you might be doing, Cooper will be there to back you up.