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A 1-year-old Siamese named Mr. Chow has seen better days. Unable to hold down a job in his home city of Vancouver, WA, he’s hit the bottle hard.
Neighbors have complained that Chow is regularly seen exposing himself and urinating in public. His response to criticism and offers of assistance have been met with similar disdain.
“Mr. Chow can only help himself, now,” says Stacy Maddon, a source close to the situation.
Submitted by Amber Henson.
Retired Dog Wins Florida Lawn Bowls Championship
After a long career in medical billing, Zimmy retired to South Florida where she could really pursue her passion – lawn bowls.
What began as a relaxing pastime quickly bowled its way onto the competitive circuit. Zimmy has since won three regional trophies and was recently declared the “Lawn Bowl Champion” at the state finals in Pensacola.
Submitted by Donna Mary Nicholls.
Misanthropic Cat Hates People, Loves Running Water
A 10-year-old cat named Beverley is not a big fan of people, according to sources. But the Nebraska native who now lives in Los Angeles, CA has one weakness – the faucet.
Turn on the sink or the shower and she’ll come running over with affection, according to Juli Logemann, a source close to the situation.
Toy Poodle Charged With Kiss Attack
ROCHESTER, NY – An 8-month-old toy poodle named Nelson was brought up on assault charges Monday after he allegedly launched a “kiss attack” on Elizabeth Nocera.
“In fact, I am woken up every morning by a kiss attack,” Nocera tells The Fluffington Post.
At his arraignment, Nelson pleaded “Woof,” and is expected to stand trial in early July.
Shepherd Pup Dominates Local Playground
Want to spend a fun afternoon at the park? Get in line, kid.
A 5-month-old Australian Shepherd named Sam has taken over the playground, chasing off local schoolchildren and posting intimidating signs that read “No Kids Allowed.”
Witnesses say he just wants the whole place to himself, especially the swings, where he spends most of his time swaying gently and looking out for usurpers.
Submitted by Mallory Adriana Kramer.
