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Baby Hamster Builds Own Internet With a ‘Series of Tubes’

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Baby Hamster Builds Own Internet With a ‘Series of Tubes’

Fed up with all the debauchery she found on the Internet, a baby hamster named Cece decided to take matters into her own hands…er, paws…er, whatever hamsters have.

“She heard somewhere that the Internet was made of a series of tubes,” says Hugh Enders, a source close to the situation. “And Cece was like, ‘Tubes, I have those!’ ”

She immediately got to work building her own network. Forty-eight hours later, her localized Internet is able to access a few sites (water bottle, exercise wheel) with speeds that average around 56 Kbps.

“Still, it’s better than Comcast,” says Enders.

Via G Travels.

Guinea Pig Lost in Thought for 5 Hours

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Guinea Pig Lost in Thought for 5 Hours

Rescuers have been dispatched to locate a guinea pig named Jones who has reportedly been lost in thought for over five straight hours.

“Somebody mentioned String Theory and Jones just disappeared into his own mind,” says Allan Flohr, who was with the guinea pig at the time. “He’s probably thinking about physics, equations, that sort of thing. He’ll probably come to when he gets hungry.”

Via SkySilver.

Guinea Pig Production of ‘Fiddler’ Charms Fans, Critics

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Guinea Pig Production of ‘Fiddler’ Charms Fans, Critics

No one anticipated The Guinea Theatre Collective’s new production of Fiddler on the Roof to be a hit.

“Most of their shows are a little rough around the edges,” says Marty Shale, theater critic for Animal Performer magazine. “But something about this cast really clicked.”

Tickets are sold out through December, and critics can’t stop writing glowing reviews.

“They really captured the heartache of Jewish life in Russia at the turn of the 20th century,” says Shale. “And the singing is top-notch.”

Via heartdoesache.

Guinea Pig BFFs Buy Adjacent Homes

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Guinea Pig BFFs Buy Adjacent Homes

Barney and Bracken have been friends for as long as anyone can remember, and now the two best friends have realized a lifelong dream and purchased homes on adjacent plots of land.

“Ever since third grade they would go on and on about how some day they’d live next door to one another and have a secret passage that connected their two bachelor pads,” said longtime friend Tameka Besan. “I’m not sure about the secret passage thing, but they made good on the houses.”

The two ultra modern homes are located in the Bel Air community of Los Angeles, CA.

Via cupra_jamie.