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Kitty Regrets Catnip Bender

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Kitty Regrets Catnip Bender

Some life lessons you have to learn the hard way. A Milwaukee-area cat named Welfleet learned a valuable lesson this weekend about over indulgence after an all-night catnip bender.

“He’s pretty hung over,” said roommate Jack Minian. “He’s just been sitting on the couch and staring off into space for a few hours, cringing whenever I make any noise.”

According to Minian, the cat went out with coworkers on Friday evening and hit a bunch of feline hot spots. 

“They went bar hopping and he clearly had too much ‘nip,” said Minian. “His friends brought him home at 2am, and Welfleet woke me up meowing on the front step. Apparently he couldn’t figure out how to work his key.”

The good news for the cat is that the hangover is temporary. The bad news, Minian says they just ran out of Tylenol.

Via rosemaryliu_queen.

Bakery Employs Puppy Taste Tester

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Bakery Employs Puppy Taste Tester

by Scott Friedstein, FluffPo Correspondent

When it comes to new items, New York’s Dominique Ansel Bakery doesn’t take any chances. The famed patisserie recently hired a Golden Retriever puppy named Paisley to test its sweet treats before they hit the shelves. The results, as they say, speak for themselves.  

“So far, she’s liked everything,” says head pastry chef Michael Cortis. “The DKA and Salted Pistachio Religieuse both tested exceptionally well. If it’s good enough for Paisley, it’s usually good enough for customers.”

The discerning pup has first dibs on nearly everything the bakery sells – except the world-famous Cronut.

“Oh, we don’t let her test those,” says Cortis. “She has to wait in line like everybody else.”

Via jasminejane.