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Local Ferret Scores Date With Romantic Valentine’s Poem
Ferrets are a sentimental people – especially lady ferrets.
That’s why Cal Forrester (pictured above) had such an easy time getting a date with the girl of his dreams. A homemade card with a handwritten love poem was all it took to sweep the lady off all four of her feet.
Via I Heart Ferrets.
Nose Jobs on the Rise Among Emus
Known among ornithologists as the most body-conscious of the flightless birds, a growing trend among emus is to opt for plastic surgery. "They crave that ‘prehistoric’ look,“ said noted avian cosmetic surgeon Dr. Phillip Covey. Emu rhinoplasty was up 20% year-over-year in 2011, according to Covey.
Via Bob Jagendorf.
BREAKING: Sad Puppy Stood Up on Valentine’s Day
The Fluffington Post has learned that this adorable Australian greyhound was apparently left in the lurch by her date this evening. The date – an English bulldog – later made some excuse about being held up in traffic at the dog park, but we’re not buying it.
More as this develops…
Kitten on eBay, No Reserve
A “gently used kitten” has appeared on eBay, and – good news – there’s no reserve price.
The auction ends in less than 36 hours, so hop to it.
Via ingsocc, Reddit.
Sad Pug Is Bumming Everyone Out
A pug has reportedly been sulking for hours after his crush turned him down on Valentine’s Day. And as if that’s not bad enough, he’s totally bringing all his friends down as well.
“He’s really harshing my buzz,” said a source close to the situation who asked not to be named.
Via prince de Danemark.
