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Area Cat Shocked to Hear They Canceled ‘Lopez Tonight’
Numerous reports indicate a Scottish Fold named Manmaru just got word that the late night TBS talk show Lopez Tonight was canceled back in August.
“He’s still catching up on episodes saved in his DVR,” says a source close to the situation. “He had no idea the show was off the air.”
Via Peppynet, by way of Bunny Food.
PHOTO OP: That Was Delicious
Via @necomall.
iTunes data released today reveals that feline users are purchasing Dubstep music in surprising quantities – a 47% spike in January alone.
More alarming, perhaps, is that cats use iTunes.
Hamster Obesity Reaches Epidemic Proportions
New numbers from the Department of Health shed light on the serious issue of hamster obesity in the U.S.
Nearly 35% of all hamsters in the country are now clinically obese – up from 27% reported last spring. The DoH attributes the spike to the sudden popularity of deep fried seeds.
Many wonder why no one thought of deep fried seeds years ago. They are “f**king delicious,” according to experts.
Via Peach Phichaya.
USDA Says Kittens Are Part of a Balanced Breakfast
According to new dietary guidelines released by the USDA, a bowl of kitten is only part of a healthy breakfast that should also include whole wheat toast, fruit and at least 8 ounces of fresh squeezed fruit juice. The guidelines will officially go into effect in March – which is when they’ll inform things like public school breakfast programs – but we recommend following them immediately.
Via Alexandra Guerson.
