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Cat Plans to Hibernate in Shopping Bag

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Cat Plans to Hibernate in Shopping Bag

by Anna Washenko, FluffPo Correspondent

As the first cold snap of the seasons reached residents of the Northeastern United States last week, one Baltimore-area cat has begun preparations to hibernate. Jamie, a three year old kitty from the Oldtown neighborhood, has vowed that he will not deal with another snowy season, and will stay inside his paper bag cave until the spring thaw.

“I told him cats aren’t meant to hibernate, but he just won’t listen,” said close confidante Cristy Chebert. “I know he has the sleeping part down pat, but I think he’s going to want to spend time in other places this winter: cardboard boxes, bowls, maybe even dresser drawers. The bag is really limiting.”

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Cat Artist Debuts New Installation

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Cat Artist Debuts New Installation

by Scott Friedstein, FluffPo Correspondent

Art fans in the Los Angeles area have something new to check out this weekend – the acclaimed artist Ron the cat has just unveiled his latest collection of works. Scheduled for display until late March, the installation showcases just some of the pop art that Ron has become renowned for.

“Most people think pop art is a 60’s thing,” says modern art critic Norman Freese. “Warhol and Lichtenstein certainly led the way back then, but Ron is blazing the trail for a whole new generation of artists. It’s really exciting.”

Among the works is “Cat Diptych,” a silkscreen painting of none other than Ron himself. The piece is expected to fetch a high sum at auction.

“Ron’s works are highly valued in the contemporary art market,” says Freese. “These pieces will likely net six figures each – though I doubt they’ll command the price ‘Tuna Fish Cans’ did. That thing made a killing.”

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Dog Roommates Fight Over Morning Bathroom Schedule

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Dog Roommates Fight Over Morning Bathroom Schedule

by Anna Washenko, FluffPo Correspondent

As the real estate market in San Francisco continues to constrict, more and more residents are returning to their family homes. That’s the situation that canine twins Rolf and Bowser found themselves in this summer when they both moved back in with their parents.

Although the family has mostly enjoyed the new-found sense of togetherness, it has made the morning routine in the bathroom somewhat complicated.

“You’d think that twins would be more comfortable sharing space with each other,” said Marly Akers, Bowser’s best friend. “But apparently, Rolf takes the longest showers in the morning.”

Eileen Shueman, Rolf’s best friend, disputes Akers’ statement.

“What? That’s absurd,” she told The Fluffington Post by email. “Furthmore, Bowser hogs the mirror every day!”

Apparently, efforts to create an equitable morning schedule have broken down.

The Fluffington Post will update this story as it develops…

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