PHOTO OP: I Am Not Sure How to Proceed
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REPORT: Cat Is Awful at Taking Selfies
by Scott Friedstein, FluffPo Correspondent
Everyone’s taking selfies these days, so it was only a matter of time before Sheila got in on the action. The area cat recently purchased her first smartphone, and has reportedly been snapping away ever since.
“She really has no idea what she’s doing,” says Debra Russell, the cat’s owner. “I took a look at her Instagram the other day, and it’s just all terrible selfies.”
Photography experts tell The Fluffington Post that Sheila may be at a natural disadvantage.
“Cats can’t raise their arms very well,” says Frank Koenig of Sears Portrait Studio in Athens, GA. “The resulting low angle can be detrimental to the photo. She might also just be really bad at photography.”
The cat has apparently shown no signs of slowing down.
“She’ll grow out of it – hopefully,” says Russell. “I honestly don’t know how many more close-up shots of whiskers I can look at.”
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Husky Kills at Open Mic
by Anna Washenko, FluffPo Correspondent
Aspiring blues singer and noted canine howler, Lupo the dog performed to universal acclaim at the open mic last night at Rose’s Lounge. The Memphis bar has the reputation of being a proving ground for the next generation of blues and folk acts and frequent guests include agents and festival organizers.
Friends close to Lupo said that a strong outing at the open mic could be the big career break he needs.
The dog performed a rousing rendition of the classic “Hound Dog,” as well as an original composition titled “Husky Pup Blues,” which was generally well received.
“I’m pretty impressed by Lupo so far,” said talent scout, Miles McGee, who attended the open mic. “He’s a little too well-domesticated to be a Howlin’ Wolf, but he’s still on the right track.”
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