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Area Pup Only Fetches Neon Tennis Balls

In a move critics have called “a bold throwback to the ‘80s,” a local pup has vowed to only play fetch with brightly colored toys – specifically, neon pinks, yellows and greens.

“Not sure if it’s some sort of political statement, or a fashion thing,” says Howard Billings, who witnessed the puppy chasing after the flashy balls.

Via Chrisdogtn.

REPORT: Puppy Smells Clean – For Now

The Fluffington Post has learned that a New York City pup named Franklin smells great after a recent bath. However, experts say his fruity aroma is unlikey to last.

“I give it three to six hours, max,” says Reggie Kincaid, executive producer of the hit Bravo reality show Dog Groomer Confidential. “Once he starts rolling around in his own kibble, it’s all over.”

Via Lauren Drell.

Area Dog Suffers From Irrational Love of Tennis Balls

Izzy, a local french bulldog, has been diagnosed by canine psychologists with a serious obsessive disorder.  According to doctors the dog suffers manic episodes when playing with her tennis ball, displaying an uncontainable exuberance.  This contrasts with a deep depression when the ball is taken away.

“With years of therapy and careful aversion training, I believe we’ll be able to cure Izzy of her tennis ball obsession,” said Dr. Hanz Fredenhauffer. “It won’t be easy, though.”

 Via izzygirl.