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Local Pup Has Been Using the Word ‘Fleek’ Wrong This Whole Time
A puppy from Hillsboro Township has been using teenage slang incorrectly on Twitter for nearly three weeks, according to sources close to the situation.
“The term ‘on fleek’ refers to something that’s on point, or well done,” says Kimberly Sanchez, a resident teenager. “Charlie’s been tweeting it all over the place,” she says of the pup. “And it’s kind of embarrassing.”
According to numerous accounts, Charlie has been referring to rival neighborhood dogs as “on fleek.”
“It seems like he means they’re ‘being watched’ or ‘on probation.’ I know he’s trying to be trendy, but someone should really tell him what’s up,” says Eli Sorenson, another avid Twitter user who follows Charlie’s account.
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Dog Holds Plank Pose for 10 Minutes at Pilates Class
It’s hard to believe that just six months ago Paavo had never even heard of pilates. Today the French Bulldog wowed his classmates by holding a plank pose for 10 minutes.
“I’ve never seen someone build up core strength that quickly,” said instructor Denise Skoka. “I’ve been doing this for three years, and believe me when I tell you, what he’s is doing is simply astounding.”
According to Skoka, when Paavo first joined her weekly class at the local YMCA, he was a total novice.
“Forget planking for ten minutes, he could barely keep his hips aligned,” said Skoka. But Paavo kept at it, attending two classes per week – one at the Y and one with a private instructor – and filling in gaps by watching pilates videos streaming on YouTube.
“His improvement has been amazing,” Skoka continued. “I have students who have been doing this for years that he’s just blown past. I’m really proud of him.”
Friends say the dog is now talking mobile programming classes on Codecademy.com and plans to build an exercise app for canines.
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Hedgehog Opens School for Underprivileged Youth
After a stint as an English teach in the public school system, Albert Spinestein the hedgehog became increasingly frustrated with the inequality of education.
“He saw a lot of kids falling through the cracks,” says Henry Diamond, the superintendent in the district where Spinestein taught for three years. “Every kid should get the same quality of education, but unfortunately, that’s just not the case.”
So Spinestein struck out on his own, and with some family money and donations from the community, opened Hedge County Day School.
“We focus on small class sizes and conscientious enrichment,” says Elena Brogen, a teacher who has taken on two classrooms at the new school, which serves grades one through eight. “We have the time to work one on one with young hedgehogs who need special attention. Just because you’re struggling in school doesn’t mean you shouldn’t have a shot at a great education.”
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