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Cat’s Bedroom Decor Is ‘Off-Putting’ Say Dates
Area cat and self-espoused “ladies’ man” Mr. White lives up to his moniker, according to friends.
“He’s on Tinder all day,” says Robin Seagrim, a friend of Mr. White who keeps close tabs on his dating life. “He’s a handsome guy, I’m not shy about saying so. The girls love him.”
But he runs into trouble when bringing his dates home. “He’s a little – how should I put this – self-absorbed,” says Seagrim.
Multiple sources have confirmed that Mr. White’s bedroom decor includes a giant throw pillow with his own face on it.
“I’m not sure what he’s trying to accomplish,” says Seagrim. “But apparently he’s brought home a few dates who are so freaked out by it, they bolt on the spot.”
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Local Dog Takes Entire Summer Off, No Regrets
Steve had it up to “here” with the 9-to-5. An awful commute, nonstop meetings, and an inbox that just wouldn’t quit.
So he did – well, not exactly.
“He’s way to valuable around here,” says Connie Jasper. “He realized they would never fire him in a million years. So he took some time off.”
“Some time” being the entire months of June, July, and August.
“He works really hard, and I’m sure he can afford it,” says Jasper.
Sources say Steve is “straight chilling,” and spending lots of his newfound time in hammocks.
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