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Hamster Gives Up on New Year’s Resolution

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Hamster Gives Up on New Year’s Resolution

Just three months into 2014, a local hamster named Phillip has abandoned his New Year’s resolution to get off the couch and get fit.

“He struggles with willpower sometimes,” says Mary Cambridge, a friend of the unmotivated rodent. “It’s like, why would he expend all that energy running around in a transparent ball when there are 9 seasons of X-Files to watch on Netflix?”

The bags of sunflower seeds in Phillip’s pantry aren’t helping either, according to sources close to the situation.

Via angela713.

5 Ways to Embarrass Your Cat

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5 Ways to Embarrass Your Cat

Everyone knows cats need to be taken down a peg. They always think they’re so cool. They strut around like they own the place.

A certain amount of kitty embarrassment is not only acceptable, according to leading feline psychologists, it’s recommended. Cat embarrassment is the most often advised method of treating feline narcissistic personality disorder (which is a certified real thing).

That’s why we here at The Fluffington Post fully endorse the Notso Kitty Shop on Etsy, purveyor of the fine cat headgear you see above.

Check it out – before your cat owns you.