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Manhattan Puppy Faces Mid-Life Crisis at a Young Age

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Manhattan Puppy Faces Mid-Life Crisis at a Young Age

Zeus, an English Bulldog from New York City, had an easy life. Wake up, waddle around a bit, take a nap – it was every dog’s dream.

That is until he started confronting the tough questions: What’s he going to do with his life? Would he be able to make any meaningful and lasting contributions to society?

While his psychologist warned that entertaining a “mid-life crisis” at such a young age is unhealthy, Zeus insisted on taking Salsa lessons and reading everything he can about Gothic architecture – one of his many unexplored passions.

Submitted by Gopi Unnithan.

Labrador Retrievers Are Replacing American Workers in Droves

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A new report from the Bureau of Labor Statistics finds that a growing number of employers are cutting costs by hiring Labrador Retrievers instead of humans for administrative jobs.

The cost/benefit gains on Retriever labor are apparent: They work for kibble, they don’t complain, and they rarely insist on matching 401k contributions.

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Having a Dog in Your Desk Decreases Productivity By 25%

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Having a Dog in Your Desk Decreases Productivity By 25%

According to new research from the National Association for Pet Friendly Workplaces, so-called “desk dogs” decrease worker productivity by up to 25%.  "Let me be clear: dog-friendly work places are great,“ said spokesperson Cheryl McIntyre.  "This study specifically addressed the growing phenomenon of desk dogs – tiny dogs kept in or on the desk.  These types of dogs actually hurt an employee’s ability to get work done in a timely fashion.”

Via bunchofpants.