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Pup Takes Failed Picnic In Stride

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Pup Takes Failed Picnic In Stride

A 6-year-old King Charles Cavalier named Scout went to great lengths to plan the perfect picnic. Sandwiches, fruit, a couple of six packs – he even sprang for the Boar’s Head roast beef.

Alas, no one showed up at the park to join him.

“He made two mistakes,” says Heidi Sulzer, an event planning expert. “He didn’t announce the picnic on Facebook, and he invited his guests 20 minutes before it started.”

Still, Scout doesn’t seem disappointed, and sources close to the situation say he had a great time.

Submitted by Alex Fitzpatrick.

French Bulldog Behind Bars After Alleged Crime Spree

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French Bulldog Behind Bars After Alleged Crime Spree

A French bulldog named Izzy has been apprehended by authorities after allegedly chewing a number of antique chair legs and urinating in public.

The dog is being held in a minimum security facility as she awaits arraignment. Sources close to the situation tell The Fluffington Post that she intends to plead not guilty.

Via Izzy the Frenchie.

Dog’s Lame Attempt at Humor Falls Flat

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Dog’s Lame Attempt at Humor Falls Flat

A California dog named Jackson – who fancies himself a comedian – went “old school Vaudeville” according to eye witnesses when he whipped out a pair of Groucho glasses early Saturday morning.

“Crickets,” an onlooker tells The Fluffington Post, who asked to remain anonymous for fear of hurting Jackson’s feelings. “It just gets really awkward when he starts in with his little bits.”

Submitted by Michael Moore.