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Pug Still Indecisive Over 2012 Election

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Pug Still Indecisive Over 2012 Election

While there’s still plenty of time until November, most Americans have made up their minds on whether to vote for Barack Obama or Mitt Romney as the next president of the United States.

One undecided voter is Carlo the pug. While he is a fiscal conservative, he just can’t get behind the social platforms of the Republican party.

“He’s a little freaked out that he can’t decide right now,” says Chelsea Mason, a source close to the situation. “He takes voting very seriously.”

Via Juan Esteban Duque.

Defense Department Acquires Terrier Camouflage System

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Defense Department Acquires Terrier Camouflage System

A source inside the Pentagon tells The Fluffington Post that the U.S. Department of Defense has acquired the patent for a Boston Terrier’s camouflage system.

“It really is amazing, and will have all sorts of military applications,” says the source on condition of anonymity. “It only works on one particular carpet right now, but we’ll work out the kinks.”

Via Lukas Belohoubek.

Dog Gets Lost in Bag of Pirate’s Booty

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Dog Gets Lost in Bag of Pirate’s Booty

The phrase “he couldn’t find his way out of a paper bag” was not lost on Oscar, a 4-year-old dog from Philadelphia, PA, who was knocking back a snack of Pirate’s Booty when he got lost in the bag.

“He was stuck in there for a good hour and a half,” says Morgan Stiles, a source close to the situation. “He kept eating though. I guess he figured he might pop out the other side or something.”

Submitted by Jennifer Finley.

Dog To Star in ‘MacGyver’ Reboot

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Dog To Star in ‘MacGyver’ Reboot

By Scott Friedstein, FluffPo Correspondent

Everyone remembers MacGyver, the action-adventure series that was a huge hit during the mid-1980’s. It was precisely for this reason that ABC executives decided to give it another go, with a few new tweaks for 2012. Specifically, the replacement of a human actor with a dog named Turbo. As the ultra-resourceful secret agent MuttGyver, Turbo is expected to be a breakout star.

“We researched this stuff,” says Lloyd Fuller, Vice President of Programming for ABC. “And as we found out, people really like dogs. Especially when they’re disarming bombs with nothing but a stick and a piece of chewing gum.”

Via christophermm.