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Dog Isn’t Ready to Let ‘Gangnam Style’ Go

By Scott Friedstein, FluffPo Correspondent

According to sources, Chemmy the dog just isn’t ready to let ‘Gangnam Style’ go. The song by Korean rapper PSY exploded on the Internet this summer with a flashy  music video, becoming a bona fide craze in America. However, like all Asian Internet dance fads, it is slowly becoming old news.

“Chemmy really got swept up in it,” says Charles DuPont, a friend of the dog. “We all did. But it’s been three months. I keep telling him he needs to move on, but he won’t have any of it. He’s actually organizing another flash mob for this weekend. I just don’t have the heart to tell him to call it off.”

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Dog Can’t Stop Laughing at His Own Joke

Clemens, a puppy from Bend, OR, has been laughing hysterically almost non-stop since last night, according to sources.  The reason?  A practical joke he pulled on his friend Terry, his latest attempt in a back-and-forth prank war the two have been having for months.

“It wasn’t even that funny,” said Terry via email.  "He came up behind me while I was changing my shirt and then when I turned around I tripped over him.  Seriously, it as pretty lame. Almost zero creativity. I don’t know what his deal is.“

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Dog Congress Approves Controversial New Law

The dog congress — the governing body for all dogs — met today in a closed door session to vote on a controversial bill that would make public butt sniffing legal only on the weekends. The bill passt 82-74, with one abstention and one not present.

“The congress feels that butt sniffing during the week is hurting productivity,” said spokesperson Angela Cortina. ”That’s not something our nation needs during these tough economic times. We must do everything we can to compete in the global market, even if that means making difficult sacrifices.”

It remains to be seen whether President Scruffles will paw stamp the bill into law.

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