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BREAKING: Puppy Finally Catches Own Tail

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BREAKING: Puppy Finally Catches Own Tail

By Stacie Grissom, BarkBox Blogger

An 8-week-old golden retriever puppy named Boatswain accomplished the unimaginable, becoming the youngest dog in history to capture his own tail.

“He’s a prodigy,” says Abe Brenner, a golden retriever trainer and historian. “I’ve seen goldens with countless dog years on Boatswain who whirl and whirl after their tail to no avail. I’m flabbergasted by his early success.”

No word yet on whether Boatswain will compete in tailchasing for the 2016 Puplympics. 

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Break Dancing Puppy Launches 12-City Tour

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Break Dancing Puppy Launches 12-City Tour

Hot on the heels of YouTube fame, a break dancing puppy named Willy has finalized negotiations with Clear Channel Events to launch a 12-city tour in the North Eastern U.S.

“Willy is a rising star whose moves will blow you away,” says Kevin Sapphire, a spokesperson for Clear Channel. “His tour is going to be a slam dunk for fans, his career, and our business.”

Willy first wowed dance enthusiasts when a video of him spinning on one paw lit up the Internet. Ever since the viral hit, agents and talent scouts have been calling.

“One minute he’s practicing in the living room, the next he’s got a manager booking hotels for his tour,” says Phil Kramer, Willy’s current roommate. “The Internet is crazy, man.”

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Puppy-Run Newspaper Delivery Service Sees Hard Times in Internet Age

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Puppy-Run Newspaper Delivery Service Sees Hard Times in Internet Age

PaperPups, Inc. is very close to bankruptcy, according to a number of insiders. The puppy owned and operated newspaper delivery service has signed its lowest client roster in a decade, thanks to the demise of many local dailies.

The Internet is surely to blame, as more Americans get their news from online websites and social networks like The Twitters and Google+. But not everyone is happy about it.

“Paper will never die. It’s just better,” said an old person, who still gets The Herald Sun delivered every morning by PaperPups. “The Internet is too flashy. And it doesn’t have a smell like newsprint does. I need the smell.”

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REPORT: Local Dog Tops Cool Chart

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REPORT: Local Dog Tops Cool Chart

Dog Walker magazine is out with its yearly list of the coolest dogs in the neighborhood, and this year’s top dog is none other than Wiggle.

“It’s no wonder Wiggle the English Bulldog is our pick for the coolest dog of 2013,” wrote the magazine. “He has everything – a cool swagger, cool Ray Ban shades, a laid back, carefree attitude, and the ladies love him.”

This is shaping up to be a very good year for Wiggle, who last week was promoted to lead dog in his dog walking group.

Via selenbzn.