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Local Puppy Backed Into Corner
Timbit isn’t known for making tough decisions, but the area puppy was forced to decide between asparagus and bacon late Sunday evening.
“The kitchen staff really backed him into a corner,” says Harry Sterling, an eye-witness. “No, literally, they got in his face with a stalk of asparagus and a plate of bacon and forced him to decide what he wanted for dinner. He chose the bacon – I’m not sure why he was so hesitant. I mean, come on. It’s bacon.”
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Old-Timey Dog Reflects on Simpler Times
Percival the dog remembers the good old days. Back when milk bones cost a nickel, and the newspaper business was strong, so there were plenty to chew on. Times were simpler back then.
And Percy will tell anyone who wants to listen all about it.
“Oh he’ll bark your ear off about the olden days if you let him,” said Spencer Houppert, a source close to the situation. “He’s big on nostalgia.”
According to Houppert, Percival is committed to the fashions of the day, too, often seen wearing a derby hat and plaid bow-tie.
“Though I can’t remember dogs ever wearing those,” said Houppert.
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Puppy Can’t Decide Between ‘Mad Men’ and ‘Thrones’
A pup named Murphy is facing a real dilemma. In an effort to be more productive, he’s restricted his own TV time to one hour per week. So far, it’s done wonders for his schedule, but there’s a problem.
“Should he spend that hour on Mad Men or Game of Thrones?” his roommate Phil Radcliffe asks. “He loves fantasy, and Thrones is getting really good. But, come on, Don Draper is back, how can you not watch the new season?”
Radcliffe suggested that Murphy make an exception – an extra hour per week to watch the two best shows on TV surely wouldn’t hurt. But the dog’s discipline is firm.
“He wouldn’t budge,” says Radcliffe. “It’s going to be a tough year.”
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