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Ferrets Can Snuggle Too, Say Ferrets

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Ferrets Can Snuggle Too, Say Ferrets

By Scott Friedstein, FluffPo Correspondent

In an effort to prove that they are just as snuggly as other furry pets, a pair of ferrets are staging “snuggle-ins” around the U.S. Though this aggressive tactic could lead to further skepticism, reports indicate that Philby and Bärchen are in it to win it.

“They’re just tired of puppies and kittens getting all the glory,” says Taran Graham, a source close to the situation. “And, to a lesser extent, rabbits. They’re out to prove a point.”

So far, responses have ranged from “Aww?” to “What is that?”

“Some people just don’t understand it,” says Graham. “That’s OK. These things take time. Nobody understood it when Sonny and Cher first got together.”

Via Max Moreau.

SCIENTISTS: Goats Likely Not Planning World Takeover

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SCIENTISTS: Goats Likely Not Planning World Takeover

According to a new study from the University of Florida, goats are not believed to be planning any sort of global uprising.  "At least not in the next decade,“ says lead researcher Dr. Anton Willis.  "The goat communication networks are just far too underdeveloped for any sort of massive organization.  It’ll be at least 10 years before they’re able to come together on the scale necessary to foment any sort of worldwide rebellion.  But they’re up to something.  Count on that.”

That’s good news for farmers who had been fearing a goat revolution and will now have years to plan.  The Fluffington Post could not, however, find any farmers who actually had that concern.

Via Tc Morgan.