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Ferret Journalist Infiltrates Secretive Bee Network
Roger, a reporter for the International Ferret Times, has pulled off a deep cover operation to expose the inner workings of a beehive. Thanks to an elaborate costume and months of work assimilating into bee culture, the journalist has finally produced a piece that could make his career.
“He really earned their trust,” says Mac Forsyth, Roger’s editor at the Times. “In return, they showed him everything – the honey recipes, the truth about stinging people. This feature is really going to change people’s perceptions.”
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Horse Caught Trying to Sneak Into R-Rated Movies
A two year-old colt named Samsonite was kicked out of the local cineplex on Friday evening after employees found him trying to sneak into an R-rated movie. The horse had apparently bought a ticket to see PG-rated ParaNorman, but at the last moment tried to sneak into adult comedy Ted.
“I think he thought we wouldn’t notice since Ted has been here a few weeks,” said theater manager Melissa LaPalme. "He was pretty embarrassed when we had to call his parents to pick him up. I don’t think he’ll be trying a stunt like that again.“
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Colt Grounded After Too Much Horseplay
A mother horse has grounded her colt after he refused to settle down late Tuesday afternoon. The Na’alehu, HI native has lost his phone and video game privileges, and can only leave the stable to attend school and run errands.
“I saw it coming a mile away,” says Jose Campanera, who witnessed the horseplay that led to the grounding. “His mom warned him at least three times.”
Submitted by Panther Tamarrock.