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‘Jurassic Park’ Remade with Cats, Gets PG Rating

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‘Jurassic Park’ Remade with Cats, Gets PG Rating

When Jurassic Park was released in 1993, the MPAA gave the movie a PG-13 rating. In spite of that, kids across the globe flocked to witness the marvel of 3D animated dinosaurs – and promptly got horrific nightmares that kept them awake for weeks.

Now, the movie has been remade using adorable kittens in place of murderous dinos. The result? A more family-friendly PG rating from the ratings board (Jeff Goldblum does still say “That is one big pile of shit,” after all). 

One viewer who has screened an advance copy of the new film isn’t quite sold on the softer rating, however.

“I still found it pretty terrifying, actually,” said Gregory Dixon. “I mean, giant cats that can disembowel you with razor sharp claws? Um, no thanks.”

H/T The Daily Dot.

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Cat Unhappy with Budget Hotel Room

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Cat Unhappy with Budget Hotel Room

When Doodles the cat got the deal of a lifetime on a New York City hotel room, he suspected it might be too good to be true. He was right.

“His first tip should have been that he was shopping at a web site called, ‘Gr8H0tels4L3ss.biz,’” said Karen Romero, a representative of the Better Business Bureau of Manhattan. “Legit businesses tend not to use so many numbers in place of letters.”

Doodles scored what was described on the site as a “quaint but well appointed” room in a prime downtown location for $15/night. It turned out to be a spare bathroom in a basement apartment in Queens.

He plans to leave a very negative Yelp review.

Via doodlesthecat.