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Kitten Is So Totally Ready For Back to School

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Kitten Is So Totally Ready For Back to School

By Anna Washenko, FluffPo Correspondent

Bring on the desks and pencils! Maxine, a tabby from Seattle, is ready to be done with summer and hit the books. The young kitten will be starting her freshman year at Emerald City High and she’s very excited for all the academic and extracurricular adventures of the next four years.

BFF Sharleen Adams, also a rising freshman, doesn’t share the cat’s enthusiasm for the coming fall.

“Yeah, Maxine is all about starting high school,” she said while texting.

“She’s really type A and on top of things. I’m, like, dreading it. Although that new bag she got is super cute. Maybe I’d be more productive if I got one too.”

Via tiffany terry.

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Cat Working on New Social Media App

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Cat Working on New Social Media App

by Anna Washenko, FluffPo Correspondent

The hottest startup in Silicon Valley is the brainchild of an innovative young cat named Casper. The Bay Area resident is the founder of an app called Meow. This innovative new social network lets its members send messages that read, simply, “Meow.” 

CFO Elliot Shore said investors were very excited by Meow’s prospects.

“We already got $300,000 from an angel investor and we’re looking at a big funding round in October,” he said. “I mean, who wouldn’t want to meow at their friends all day long? All the cool cats are going to love it.” 

Via Christopher Bowns

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Table Scrap Torments Dog, Cat

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Table Scrap Torments Dog, Cat

by Scott Friedstein, FluffPo Correspondent

According to reports, a piece of food is still sitting on the kitchen counter, just out of reach of Bart the dog and Max the cat. 

Sources on the ground tell The Fluffington Post that the tasty morsel has just been sitting there, as if to silently taunt the canine/feline duo.

“It was probably left around dinner last night, or breakfast this morning,” says witness Eric Ryman. “In any case, it must be killing those two that they can’t get to it.”

The delectable tidbit was originally thought to be pork, but is believed to be chicken-like in appearance.

“To be honest, it could be anything,” says Ryman. “It definitely looks like meat, though, and that’s enough for Bart and Max. I can only imagine what those two are going through.”

At press time, the lip-smacking scrap had seemingly moved over a few inches, but not enough for gravity to take over. 

The Fluffington Post will continue to monitor the situation closely. 

Via K9ABX.

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