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STUDY: More Cats Are Forgoing College to Start Internet Businesses

It’s a boom time for cats on the Internet.  According to a new study from the Pew Center for Feline Life, a shocking 23% more cats in 2012 will opt to start Internet businesses instead of going to college than in 2011.  Experts attribute the jump to the popularity of cat-based Internet memes like LOLCats and the success of Internet celebrities like Maru and Sockington. 

“The said truth,” warned Raymund Acevedo, director of research at Pew, “is that most of these new cat businesses will fail in their first year.  We should be encouraging our cats to stay in school and get a proper education.”

Via sincerely, brenda sue.

Don’t Waste Your Money on a Memory Foam Mattress; Cats Will Sleep Anywhere

From our consumer tips department comes new research that indicates that cats can sleep just about anywhere.  We tested cat sleep rates in 58 different environments, including inner spring mattress, air bed, memory foam mattress, hardwood floors, on a box, in a box, under a box and in the laundry hamper.  The conclusion?  Cats can sleep on almost anything.

Via fiatlux.

Local Cat Learns How to Use Photo Booth, Annoys All His Friends

According to sources, Theordore figured out how to use Apple’s popular “Photo Booth” program last night and has since refused to leave the computer.  He apparently finds it “hysterical” to take extremely close up pictures of himself and then use them as his instant messaging avatar.

Via adem80.