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REPORT: Promising Breakthrough Reached in Cat/Dog Peace Talks

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REPORT: Promising Breakthrough Reached in Cat/Dog Peace Talks

The Courier-Journal of Louisville, KY is reporting that there has been a critical breakthrough in the ongoing cat and dog peace talks happening there.

In a bold step toward reconciliation, Ernie, a delegate for Dogs of America, offered his cherished Christmas present to Sir Remington Steel, a representative of The Cat Coalition. Mr. Steel was hesitant at first, but with the entire world watching, could hardly refuse.

While considered a mostly symbolic gesture, some experts believe the seeds of a lasting peace may have been sowed just moments ago.

Submitted by Brad Luttrell.

Ambitious Cat Unveils Plan to Photo Bomb Everything

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Ambitious Cat Unveils Plan to Photo Bomb Everything

Neko, an American Shorthair, has made it his life’s ambition to photo bomb every single pic taken between now and the end of the year.

In the example above, Neko obscures what would otherwise have been a stunning photograph of the Eiffel Tower.

While skeptics have raised doubts about the plan’s feasibility, a representative for Neko says, “Go ahead. Try to take a picture of something. Neko will be there.”

Via @inkyo800.

Clothing Company Awarded Patent for Greatest Kitten T-Shirt of All Time

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Clothing Company Awarded Patent for Greatest Kitten T-Shirt of All Time

The U.S. Patent Office is notoriously cautious in awarding legal ownership of superlative intellectual property. Previous bids for “Greatest Waffle Iron Ever” and “Sweetest Bill Cosby Impression” have been rebuffed on grounds of subjectivity.

However, in what some are calling a game-changing move, the office has granted The Mountain T-Shirt Store a patent for “The Greatest Kitten T-Shirt of All Time” (pictured above).

“It’s fairly cut and dry,” says Norman Aquillar, senior patent examiner in Washington, DC. “This is literally the greatest kitten T-shirt that has ever been made. We would be remiss to deny IP protection of something that is so universally and undeniably true.”

Via The Mountain T-Shirt Store.

Area Cat May Suffer From Social Anxiety Disorder

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Area Cat May Suffer From Social Anxiety Disorder

Psychologists are debating whether to formally diagnose a very shy local cat with social anxiety disorder.

“On the one hand, he may benefit from the treatment that comes with a diagnosis,” says Dr. Roman Gannet. “On the other hand, he may just like keeping to himself. On the other hand, he is a cat.”

Via Christina Masnou.