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Area Cat Locked In Never-Ending Staring Contest With Reflection
Oliver, a cat in Washington, D.C., has been engaged in a staring contest with his reflection for the past 4 hours, according to witnesses. Sources tell The Fluffington Post that even after the physics of reflective surfaces were explained to Oliver, he refused to budge. Experts think that may be because Oliver is a cat, and cats generally don’t have a good grasp of physics.
Via Mr. T in DC.
Agoraphobic Cat Refuses to Leave Futuristic Egg House
Mitzy, a kitty from Sacramento, CA, has reportedly refused to leave her egg-shaped, pod house. Feline psychologists have diagnosed Mitzy with derealization disorder, a type of dissociative anxiety. "For Mitzy, her egg is a safe haven. It is her whole world,“ said Dr. Jonas Günderson. "Things outside the egg don’t even seem real to Mitzy anymore.”
At least one friend who wished to remain anonymous presented a different theory: “She’s a cat. A freakin’ cat. She’ll come out when she’s hungry.”
Via bokeh burger.
Posh Kitty Spares No Expense in Keeping Warm
Gertrude Penelope Pennyapple (of the Stamford Pennyapples) is no stranger to luxury. The wealthy 11-month-old feline living in Ogdensburg, NY is known for her extravagant lifestyle.
That’s why her recent purchase of a $900 cat warmer comes as no surprise to area residents.
“I don’t think that’s what that’s for,” says Mary Sweeny of the cat’s lavish purchase. “It’s not a real efficient way to keep warm.”
Obviously, Pennyapple’s moves have little to do with efficiency, and everything to do with style.
Submitted by Emma Beauchamp.
A Japanese cat who was mauled by a puppy early Thursday has decided not to press assault charges. In fact, it’s rumored that he actually liked it.
Via Tr3v0r.
Two young lions have been confined to their rooms this evening after being caught fighting over a toy. According to witnesses, Jasraj and Jeevana, lion cubs at the Zürich Zoo, were caught getting a little too rough during afternoon play time. The lions were promptly separated and sent to their rooms without supper.
Via Tambako the Jaguar.
