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Cat Dismissed from Job After Telling Lewd Joke

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Cat Dismissed from Job After Telling Lewd Joke

An area cat was dismissed from his job at a local tuna canning facility after apparently telling a lewd joke involving a dog, a priest and a rubber chicken (The Fluffington Post has decided not to print the contents of the joke).  "This is the third time he’s been written up by HR,“ said Hector Cesario, the cat’s union representative.  "There’s really nothing I can do for him at this point.”

Via Gattou.

Make Your Pet Famous: Submit a Picture to the FluffPo

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Make Your Pet Famous: Submit a Picture to the FluffPo

Your pet desires fame.  That’s a fact.  Who are you to deny it?

The Fluffington Post can rocket your pet from mediocrity to overnight Internet celebrity. Book deals.  Movie roles.  Late-night TV appearances.  This stuff is practically guaranteed* after a feature on The FluffPo.

So submit a photo of your pet.  Right now.  Click that big blue “Submit Your Fluff” button on the site or just email thefluffingtonpost@gmail.com.  Your pet is counting on you.

Via NCM3.

*Totally not guaranteed.