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Security camera footage reveals that a kitty named Mr. Twitch used a case of bottled water to lay in wait for an unsuspecting pup.
“He just came out of nowhere,” says Amanda Kraatz, an eye witness. “That poor dog didn’t know what hit him.”
Submitted by MrTwitchsKittyhood.
Kitten ‘Deeply Saddened’ by Stewart/Pattinson Breakup
The recent news that vampiric heart throb Robert Pattinson was weeks away from proposing to girlfriend Kristen Stewart before she cheated on him has left one kitten utterly dismayed.
“I know Kevin is deeply saddened by this,” says Jeff Scoom of his feline friend. “He’s been wandering the streets trying to work it all out. I bet he’s wondering, ‘How could she do this to him?’ It’s just sad.”
Via Fu Xian.
Dog and Cat Open Yoga Studio
Maggie and Buddy may be an unlikely pair, but the kitten and dog celebrated the opening of their new animal yoga studio this weekend.
“Yoga and dogs don’t usually mix. Neither do cats and dogs, come to think of it,” said Todd Hollandsworth, a silent partner in the venture. “But Maggie and Buddy are kindred spirits and they’re natural teachers.”
Drop-in classes on Saturday mornings will cost just $8 and and 10-class punch card is available for $60.
Via TaylorB90.
PHOTO OP: Did I Hear the Can Opener?
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Cat Union Local 402 Elects New Leader
After a bitter and some say divisive election, Annabelle has emerged as the new president of the Cat Union Local 402. The 402 is a large union, consisting of all four kitty brothers and sisters in the house, as well as the tabby next door and the Scottish Fold across the street and the American Shorthair twins two houses down.
As chapter president, Annabelle’s number one agenda item is increasing the length of nap time in the afternoon and securing a right of way to the food dish from the dogs who guard the kitchen. Annabelle has made it known that the cats are willing to strike en masse if their demands aren’t met.
Via Pacificat Ragdolls.
