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Face Off on the Stairs Drags into 8th Hour

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Face Off on the Stairs Drags into 8th Hour

According to witnesses on the scene, a face off on the stairs between the family dog and the cat has now lasted into the eighth hour.  "They started the stare down shortly after lunch and have been at it ever since,“ said a source close to the situation.

Police are on the scene and have cordoned off the area.  "The cops really thought the dog would get hungry and give up hours ago, but he’s held his ground,” said our source, who indicates that the stand off began following an argument over the “good” water dish near the sink.

More on this story as it develops…

Via blatantgizmo.

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Local Cat Refuses to Accept Ping Pong as an Olympic Sport

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Local Cat Refuses to Accept Ping Pong as an Olympic Sport

Ironically named area cat Smokey has made it known to her roommates that she thinks table tennis, while fun, is not a real sport.  As such, according to the disgruntled feline, it shouldn’t be an official Olympic sport.

“Smokey is just a huge baseball fan, and she’s still miffed at the IOC for removing baseball from the official roster of Olympic sports,” said roommate Julia Watson.  "She is happy that her second favorite sport – golf – will be back for 2016, however.   Personally, I think they’re both really boring.“

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Kitten Fires Entire Staff in Boardroom Blowup

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Kitten Fires Entire Staff in Boardroom Blowup

According to sources close to the situation, Philbert, the CEO or KittyWorld Enterprises (NYSE: MEOW) went ballistic at an all hands meeting this morning and fired his entire staff.

“He went on and on about how the office fridge has a terrible selection of canned fish and then he just decided to fire everyone,” said stunned former employee Scott Rheinbeck.  "You know what, though?  Good riddance.  I never liked this job anyway.“

KittyWorld’s stock is down in early afternoon trading.

Via shnoif.

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Cat Left Home Alone

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Cat Left Home Alone

By Scott Friedstein, FluffPo Correspondent

In a scenario straight out of the movies, a local cat was left home home alone yesterday for over eight hours while his seemingly careless owner was out working. According to sources, Benny was forced to rely on survival instinct and sheer feline intuition in order to make it through the ordeal.

“It was rough,” says Dwayne Connors, a source close to the situation. “He tried to keep himself busy by eating and napping – and then eating and napping a little more. Ultimately though, he simply ran out of things to do. He was almost done with a stack of magazines when the owner got back. By that point, he was basically listless.”

Via PamBeezlee.

Kitty Rates Down Comforter 10 Out of 10

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Kitty Rates Down Comforter 10 Out of 10

Sam is very particular when it comes to settling in for the night. He truly requires the softest goose down comforter or he’s in for a restless sleep.

“He recently got one from The Company Store,” says Alice Edelman, a friend. “After just two nights, he gave it a 10 – his highest rating for softness and comfort.”

Via Indexgaming.