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Cat Can’t Wait for More ‘Breaking Bad’

By Scott Friedstein, FluffPo Correspondent 

Like most cats, Louie was absolutely shocked after watching the mid-season cliffhanger of Breaking Bad this past Sunday. Of course, he now has to wait until next summer, when the popular AMC drama will return for its final 8 episodes.

“He doesn’t think it’s fair at all that he has to wait almost a year,” says Ralph Martz, a source close to the situation. “I mean, what’s going to happen with Walt? And Jesse? And Hank? You just can’t keep a cat hanging like that.”

Via Charles Huss.

Cat Forgot Why He Walked Into Room

The Fluffington Post has received numerous reports that a cat with intentions to do something in the other room has completely lost his train of thought.

“It might have been taking out the trash,” says Fred Kholar, a source close to the situation. “But at this point, he really can’t be sure.”

Via Nonstop.

PHOTO OP: Who, me?

Via @0mumu0.

Kitten Gala Raises $90,000 for Charity

Society kittens gathered on Sunday evening to raise money and awareness for homeless cats across the country. The gala featured dinner, music, dancing, and of course, shmoozing (read: cuddles).

“At $1,000 per plate, the event raised more than $90,000 for charity,” says Morris Talmer, one of the event organizers. “We’re thrilled with the outcome, and plan for an even bigger one next year.”

Via Okan YILDIRIM.

Basket of Kittens ‘Not Evil’ Says Kitten Spokesperson

When a basket of sinister looking kittens was discovered on Martha Hancock’s front stoop, she was understandably concerned.

“I love kittens, they’re adorable,” she tells The Fluffington Post. “But something wasn’t quite right about these little guys. I just felt like they were … watching me.”

But a spokesperson from Kittens United says Hancock has nothing to worry about.

“These kittens aren’t evil, they’re just looking for a good home,” explains Calvin Arnes. “They bear no ill will.”

Via noizesinmyhead.