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Cat Sues Russian Hotel Over Lukewarm Bath
An 8-month-old cat named Bear has filed a lawsuit against the Kassado Plaza Hotel in Moscow after he took what his lawyers are calling “an unacceptably lukewarm bath.”
“How is a cat supposed to prepare for a business meeting with Russia’s top export CEOs without a hot bath first?” said Larry Tisch, one of Bear’s three attorneys. “The answer is, he can’t. We’re suing for $1.1 million in lost earnings.”
Submitted by Katerina.
Criminal Cat Nabbed for Carjacking
Howard Monette, III (better known by his street name “Skittles”) was apprehended by police and charged with carjacking after he climbed into a parked vehicle and attempted to hot wire it.
“I was across the street, and I could see the cat climbing in the passenger-side window,” witness Kelly Crose tells The Fluffington Post. “I immediately called the cops. They got him.”
Submitted by Brian Dresher, by way of Stacy Dresher.
Kitties Exhausted After Strenuous Workout
A new kitty workout craze called “Meowrengue" is sweeping the nation and it is leaving cats everywhere tired, but in the best shape of their lives. The new fitness regimen combines elements of scratching, toy chasing, Tae Bo and Zumba.
"These are extremely up-tempo workouts that most cats aren’t used to,” said instructor Lizzy Anders. "But kitties generally find that they love it once their bodies get acclimated to the moves. They may be completely worn out after an hour of Meowrengue, but we have a kitty obesity epidemic in this country and more cats need to get active. This is a positive step toward creating a generation of healthier cats.“
Via adamsvisuals.
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Via Dmitry Schigolev.
DIsaster Strikes When Cat Unsuccessfully Goes for a Walk
Morris the cat thought he could take himself for a walk. He was wrong.
The local fire department had to be called this morning after Morris tried to hook himself up to a leash and take himself for a stroll. According to eyewitnesses it took less than 60 seconds for Morris to become so tangled in the leash that he was completely unable to move.
“Cats are not generally well practiced walkers,” said county fire chief, Angus Winstead. “I’m not sure what Morris was thinking, but we don’t advise any cat attempts self-walking without a lot of supervised practice under his belt.”
Via rutedwinson.
