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Cat’s Centerfold Calendar Will Ship in Time for 2013
Despite a number of production setbacks, the 2013 calendar featuring nude cat model Misha will ship on time, according to the publisher.
“We’ve been working around the clock over the holidays to ensure the calendar is printed and available in stores by December 31,” says Mitch Caroll, the product’s art director. “Misha has millions of fans who look forward to her new calendar every year. We were not prepared to disappoint them just because a printing press broke down.”
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Kitten and Bourbon Wear Matching Sweaters for the Holidays
To say that Norbert is a fan of Maker’s Mark bourbon is an understatement.
“He’s a super fan,” says Henry Timmons, a close friend of the cat. “This year, he went so far as to dress his bottle in a matching holiday sweater – and a pretty funky one at that.”
His family and friends say the Maker’s Mark obsession is a little over the top, but it could be worse. “He doesn’t drink it,” says Timmons. “It’s a lifestyle thing for Norbert.”
Submitted by Garland West-Arnold.
BREAKING: Lion Will Not Seek Reelection as Jungle King
The days of the lion as the King of the Jungle are officially coming to an end. The Fluffington Post has learned that the lion will not seek another term in office and instead will retire from politics.
Last month, rumors began circulating that the lion had signed a seven-figure book deal with Simon & Schuster to pen his memoir and insiders suspected at that time that he might not run for another term.
A press conference is expected to be held tomorrow at the lion estate.
More on this story as it develops…
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