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Cat’s DVD Collection Rivals Most Libraries

Most of her friends know Early Bird Cat’s fondness for films, but few understand the scope of the fluffy white feline’s collection.

“She owns more than 3,500 DVDs,” says Rebecca Shore, the cat’s insurance agent. “Most are horror and thriller flicks. She’s got a substantial personal articles policy out on the collection, I’ll tell you that much.”

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Kitten Finds Perfect Rug at Crate & Barrel

When Leeloo the cat moved into her new apartment last year she figured she’d have it all set up in a month.  Now eight months later and Leeloo has finally gotten the place to a point where she feels fully at home.

“The problem was the hardwoods,” said friend and former roommate Misty Singler.  "Leeloo had never had hardwood flooring before, and she had no idea how cold it can get in the morning.  So she decided to get a bunch of area rugs.  Unfortunately, it was damn near impossible to find rugs she liked that were in her price range; so it has taken her awhile.“

The kitten purchased the final rug for her apartment last weekend – a soft, white shag from Crate & Barrel – and it was delivered today.

"She couldn’t be happier,” confirmed Singler.

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Kitty Convinced Someone Is Stealing the Water

Elishka the cat knows something isn’t right: she can feel it in her bones.

“Every time the sink fills up with water, it inevitably flows right back out,” said close friend and advisor Tarquin Willeford. “Her working theory is that a team of highly trained, stealth ninja hamsters, employed by a major canine crime syndicate, are stealing the water.  Let me stress, though, that’s just a working theory.”

According to Willeford, Elishka will remain vigilant and vows to get to the bottom of this mystery.  "She’s currently planning a stakeout of the bathroom sink,“ he told The Fluffington Post by phone.  "She’ll stay there all night if she has to.”

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