kitties

Via anyagrapes.

A local cat name Flaubert was fired from his job as a bellhop at a midtown Marriott hotel this week for napping while at work. This was his third offense, according to termination papers obtained by The Fluffington Post.

“He was not the best employee,” said a co-worker who spoke to The FluffPo on the condition of anonymity. “It was all peaks and valleys with him. One second he’d be running around like crazy, this huge bundle of energy, the next second he’d be passed out in the corner.”

Guests at the hotel also complained that the cat was repeatedly found getting into their suitcases uninvited.

The SEIU does not have any plans to appeal the hotel’s decision. Flaubert could not be reached for comment.

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