PHOTO OP: A Striking Beauty
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REPORT: Cat Gets Crumbs All Over the Bed
REPORT: Cat Gets Crumbs All Over the Bed
Responding to a domestic dispute call earlier today, officers found a tense scene at an area household.
“Basically, Bruce the cat loves to eat cookies in bed,” said Sgt. Pete Williams, who responded to the call. “Apparently, he’s not very neat about it and gets crumbs all in the sheets. His roommate had enough.”
Cyndy Collins, who lives with the kitty, called the cops to take Bruce away.
“Strictly speaking, getting crumbs in the bed isn’t something we can arrest for,” said Williams. “But I can sympathize. I hate when my wife snacks in bed.”
Via mycatbruce.
Dog Busted for Vandalism at School
Dog Busted for Vandalism at School
Local puppy Quizno was given detention today for writing all over his desk with a magic marker. According to a disciplinary report from the principal’s office, Quizno was caught by his fourth period history teacher red-pawed.
“He had the markers in his backpack,” said teacher Jodi England in a statement. “Sure, he claimed he was innocent and that the cat did it. But how many times have we heard that excuse?”
Via helemelalleycat.
Cat Will Upgrade to New iPad
Cat Will Upgrade to New iPad
Chuckie, a cat from Binghamton, NY, is fed up with his first-generation iPad.
“It’s getting very slow, it doesn’t have a camera, and no retina display,” says Fran Newman, Chuckie’s friend and biggest technology advocate. “I mean honestly, how is he supposed to play Fruit Ninja on a Cortex-A8 processor?”
Chuckie is reportedly considering the 128 GB iPad, announced by Apple on Tuesday.
“He takes a ton of selfies with his iPhone, so the extra storage will be welcome when he gets a tablet with a camera on it,” says Newman.
Submitted by Jill Raponi.
REPORT: 12 Injured in Brutal Kitten Attack
REPORT: 12 Injured in Brutal Kitten Attack
The Associated Press reports that 12 people are wounded after a kitten went on a savage nibbling spree late Thursday afternoon. The unnamed kitten was apprehended by authorities shortly after one victim called 911. She is currently in “Time Out,” according to law enforcement officials.
“We were eating breakfast and she just came out of nowhere,” Ken Butler told the AP. “It was really frightening.”
While none of the injuries are reported to be life threatening, trauma counselors are on the scene to assist those affected.
Via nvrsoft.